What About Your Friends?

FRIENDS...how many of us have them?

Everyone has that friend they can turn to in any situation, but everyone also has that friend that they run to depending on the situation.  We all have our "club" friends, our "relationship" friends, and our "I'm cheating on my boy/girlfriend" friends -- the one we talk to even though they tell us we're wrong but they'll listen and you know they won't tell a soul -- that's just how it is.  You know which friends can be trusted with certain issues and you stick to it.

Not many times do I get a call from a friend and if they're not just calling to say hello [because the "texting" thing is so informal now], they're calling to tell me about a certain situation.  Different friends for different occasions.  Now don't get me wrong, I love all my friends [some more than others] but everyone has their role.  So should trust be a factor in friendships as in the same in a relationship?

YES.  A friendship is a relationship -- without all the sex & sorry baby [for most, NO COMMENT].  Trust and communication is key in any friendship as well as a relationship.  You can't honestly call someone you don't trust a friend, BUT you trust them enough with certain information.  Some friends we keep around for convenience, and some we keep around because between the two of you, you have enough dirt on each other to land you both under Rikers Penitentiary.  Either way, that's your friend.

Personally, my friends and I have established a bond.  I know my friends are my friends because of simple things.  1.  we don't aruge much, but when we do it never escalates to name calling; 2.  we all serve a different purpose/role; 3.  our tastes are different so we all bring something different to the table.  4.  if we do argue, I get upset and apologize (or vice versa) -- and y'all know I don't apologize for NOTHING.  I'm just saying.  I don't mind that my friends call me for sex advice or something dealing ONLY in the sexual realm.  It's okay, that's what I do -- it's my role.  But when a friend does reach out to me to ask about what they should do regarding their relationship or something of that nature, I put my game face on & become a listening ear.  I'm always honored.

Love, cherish, listen to your friends.  Who cares they they only call you at 2am or that they always blast you on twitter for not calling them (when they have a phone as well)?  Just laugh it off, smile, and say I love you friend.  A friend will be there...mine are always there!  Love you friends.

I Like My Status...

BUT WHY?
So here's the dilemma.  Dear old Facebook has an option to like people's statuses that you find interesting or that you may agree with in some fashion.  It's an alternative to commenting, like saying, "yeah, I agree with what he/she is saying but I don't have much to add to it so I'll just like it."  All of that is cool and all, but why do SOME people find it okay to LIKE their own status'?

Of course we know you like it...you wrote it!
It's like second guessing yourself.  "Ummm...I'm going to write this status and if I like what I said, I'm going to like it."  VERY SMART facebookers...VERY smart.  I often laugh when I see this happen.  The only thing that goes through my mind is, "why did this fool like his/her own status?"  Think about this next time you update.  Not only does it make you look lame, but when no one else likes it...it makes you look even MORE LAME!  Setting yourself up for the kill buddy.

I've tried to get in contact with Mark about a dislike button, but then I thought about it.  What if a b-tch calls themselves trying to dislike something I wrote, or vice-versa?  It would become quite messy & let's face it...Facebook is messy enough.  So that idea went flying out the window real quick.  I don't wanna have to punch a b-tch in the head for disliking one of my status' about Beyoncé or some other person I comment on a lot.  I'm just saying.


In conclusion, stop liking what you wrote as your status, are you trying to convince us that you meant it or are you trying to convince yourself?  

to Follow or NOT to follow...

THAT IS THE QUESTION!

Lately, it's been brought to my attention that people and this whole fad of #teamFollowBack has gotten a little out of hand.  Over the past few days (actually it's been going on for a minute, but the past few days have been crazy), I'll receive a mention from a random guy/girl telling me that they've followed me and to "follow back please" or I'll receive the same message in a different form.  It's all pretty annoying & actually makes you look desperate.

No disrespect to those I follow who are apart of #teamFollowBack & all BUT trust me when I tell you that I did not follow you with the intent of getting a follow back.  Those of you who do your little promos here & there are cool with me...just don't flood my timeline with that sh-t. I never follow someone with the intent of being followed back.  Personally, I follow those I find interesting.  Tweets are usually unlocked, and you're usually RT'd in my timeline on the regular.  Now, if you so happen to bless me with a follow back...I'm honored.  Some of you follow, maybe for an hour or so, then unfollow.  Half the time, not even acknowledging that you followed me so I really don't know that you've done so.  I don't keep up with the whole following/unfollowing thing.

I don't discriminate on who I unfollow either.  I don't care if we're the best of friends in real life, if you haven't tweeted since August or the last 10 tweets on your page are from twittascope, then my friend...you're unfollowed.

So next time you decide to throw #teamFollowBack in someone's face, remember there's that great button that's become my friend lately, and his name is BLOCK.

Happy Endings.

BAD HEAD, LAME BRAIN, YOU JUST CAN'T SUCK DICK...

What to do, what to do, what to do?  There comes a time in every mans life when he runs across that special someone who wasn't blessed with the talent of sucking a good dick.  Now for those who know, there's a difference between "sucking dick" & "giving head".  Let me explain...

Giving Head:  basically speaks for itself.  Slightly caressing the tip of your head, kissing the tip, gently tugging your scrotum, stroking the shaft slightly as the warmth of their mouth covers your head (not even entirely), only to stop after 2 minutes

Sucking Dick:  now this is talent.  Deep-throating, saliva everywhere, no hands, face fucking, little gag reflex, til completion/happy ending...just all around A1 entertainment.

We've all had someone tell us "my head game's the dumbest" or some other Lil' Wayne "ho-quote" we've all used from one of his singles.  But how do you stop those who can't suck dick, from committing this same crime?

I always said, teach them.  There's nothing wrong with coaching someone into giving the perfect head, but we all know that every guy/female isn't the same.  Some like it different, but it's pretty much the same routine.  As long as you keep the dick wet, there should be no problems.  Why concern yourself with how big my dick is, if your intentions are to only suck the first 2 inches anyway?  I never understood that.  

So here are a few pointers...

1.  Foreplay is key.  Everyone enjoys some good "mouth & lip service".  Don't be afraid to swallow more than you can chew.  A little gagging here and there is actually a turn-on for most.  

2. Communication.  Talk to your partner (or the nigga/female you have over for that night -- I don't judge).  No one knows your body better than you & no one knows what makes you cum quicker than you...if that's your goal.

3.  Lead by Example.  Return the favor.  Don't be selfish.  I mean it is a team effort.  "do unto others, as you want them to do unto you", RIGHT?  Besides, if you do him/her right, I'm sure they'll try better next time.

So remember boys & girls, your body is a temple...so treat it right.  Ain't nothing wrong with a little fellatio.  

ALL ABOARD...

the Last Train To Paris, Diddy's Dirty Money group has finally released it's highly anticipated album after months of keeping fans & foes on their toes.  Diddy, Dawn, & Kaleena have made their mark on the music industry with this album.  With guest appearances from Lil' Wayne, Justin Timberlake, Swizz Beats, Rick Ross, Trey Songz, Usher, & Grace Jones (to name a few), this is one of the year's best albums.  Hard hitting production from Swizz Beats, Danja, & Darkchild, it's an album sure to sound good while riding in your car.  

Who doesn't love to hate Diddy?

Despite his managing skills, the man can make some good party music.  If there's one thing Sean can do, besides throw some good parties, it's make good music.  No matter how much I try to hate Puff Daddy for eventually destroying Danity Kane, you've got to love that man.  Dawn (the only member to survive Danity Kane) & Kaleena (yes people, not Estelle) held it down this album too.  Their vocals together are great.  The blend is superb.  

As far as the album goes...

It's a winner to me.  I thought the cursing on this album was a little unnecessary during majority of the album, but I think it was a emphasize on how big of a "b-tch" or "motherf-cker" you were. Despite the excessive swearing, some of my favorite tracks include, Ass On the Floor ft. Swizz Beats, Hate You Now, Yesterday ft. Chris Brown, Strobe Lights ft. Lil' Wayne, & Your Love ft. Trey Songz.  It probably would've been easier for me to list the songs I did NOT like because I really am in love with this album.  I guess the wait was really worth it.  I was REALLY upset that Love Come Down wasn't on the album BUT who doesn't make their own bonus tracks these days.  LoL.  

I wish Diddy & his angels the best of luck & much success with this album.  Not much competition on the charts this week.  Of course there was R. Kelly, Ciara, Kandi, & Tank -- who all released albums today -- but if Tank would have had better promotion he would have had a good chance.  I guess we'll see what happens next week.

#teamKeriHilson

I know I'm going to be shunned for this one BUT I couldn't resist...

Now those of you who know me personally KNOW that I try my hardest to hate/slander/construe the name of Keri Hilson a.k.a. Miss Keri Baby!!  Especially since she tried to pull it by bringing my girl, Bey, fans in the mix during some party she had New Year's 2010.  Pretty much all of this week, the 27-year-old, Decatur, Georgia native, has been in the media sparking controversy.  Lighting up the social networks as if she had committed some kind of crime.  

Sunday night, World Star Hip-Hop premiered her latest video The Way You Love Me featuring Rick Ross [blah!].  When I first heard it was released I wasn't too enthused about seeing it, considering the disappointment in her previous song & video for Pretty Girl Rock.  But when I tell you that I was FLUSHED with amazement watching this latest video, I was enticed.  Watching Keri gyrate on that bank vault, and p-ssy popping in a black leather bathing suit for pretty much the whole video was quite exciting. 

I love to see women take charge of their sexuality.  The raunchiness of cute women is sooo sexy to me.  Almost a sense of empowerment, I would think, Keri was trying to express for her second upcoming studio album No Boys Allowed [12.21.10].  She's been getting criticized [not only by those on twitter but] by some "celebrity" (I use the word loosely) colleagues, like Ms. Karina Pasian [hold your laughter].  This is what she had to say 

but later came back to say that her PR made her delete the tweet.  UGH!  I wish I was a PR.  

I love the video & the video only made me love the song even more.  The first time I heard it, I was like what the f-ck is this Keri, oooooh but I was blinded.  LoL.  Good job Keri.  Looks as if I'll be buying this album, as well.  

Coach Killers?

The most peculiar thing dawned on me today when a friend of mine brought it to my attention.  The Green Bay Packers have won their past 4 games (2 against the Minnesota Vikings *lowers head*) upsetting a lot of fans out there.  But this is what I want to point out; within the past 3 weeks, the Packers have managed to get the head coaches of both the Minnesota Vikings & Dallas Cowboys fired after winning those games.

Have the Green Bay Packers become coach killers?

Sunday, November 7th, they upset the Cowboys 45 - 7.  The following [Monday] afternoon, Dallas Cowboys head coach, Wade Phillips was fired.  *scratches head* In this scenario, I saw it necessary BUT I think that they should have at least let Phillips finish out the season.  But after taking a week off to enjoy that defeat over the Cowboys, the Packers returned this past Sunday, November 21 to face the Minnesota Vikings at Mall of America stadium; where they upset Favre & the gang 31 - 3.  That following Monday, news spread about the firing of Vikings head coach, Brad Childress.  [sidenote: it's not Childress, it's Brett...I'm just sayin'!!] What a coincidence?

The Green Bay Packers, with a current 7-3 record, 1st in the NFC North, have only lost 3 games and in each game, they only lost by 3 points.

                           v. Chicago 20 - 17

                           v. Washington 16-13 OT

                           v. Dolphins 23-20 OT

and have played against some pretty still competition, so you can't knock them of their hustle.  We'll have to see what Aaron Rodgers & his camp do against the Atlanta Falcons this weekend.  

The Green Bay Packers...coach killers?  Who would've thought?  LoL.